Saturday, 21 October 2017

Top Funny Hindi Jokes । Hindi chutkule

Best Hindi Jokes


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Camera man : Beta camera ki taraf dekho isme se ek kabutar niklrnga

Baccha : Pagalo jaisi baate mat karo. Focus adjust karo aur achhi si photo nikalo.Facebook par lagani hai !

Top Jokes In Hindi


Ek bekaar Student ne saal bhar time pass kiya aur exam me yu likha:

Khazane ki chabi tere haath hai
Agar paas karde to kya baat hai

Teacher ne Yu likh kar Jawab diya:

Saal bhar kitabe tere paas thi
Agar yaad karta to kya baat thi

Sharabi Jokes In Hindi

Ek aadmi ne apne sharabi dost se poocha 'tumhari taang kaise toot gayi?
Sharabi : Kam sharab peene ki wajah se

Dost : Kam sharab peene ki wajah se kaise taang toot sakti hai

Sharabi : Simple hai agar jyada Sharab peeta to dukan par hi gir kar mar gaya hota.Kam pee thi to ghar jate jate gir gaya.

Best Hindi Chutkule

Bus ek station par ruki to peeche se ek aadmi ne aage wale aadmi ke khande par haath rakhkar poocha : Bhai yeh kaunsa Stop hai?

Aage wale aadmi ne kaha use ghurte huye kaha : Yeh Bus Stop nahi mera Khanda hai


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Teacher : Yeh batao din me taare kyu nahi nikalte?

Student : Bade pyar se bola Sir woh suraj ke raaste me taang nahi adana chahte.

Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek Aadmi raat ko macchardani laga kar so raha tha ke ghar me chor ghus aaya aur kahne laga:

Jo kuch hai mere hawale kar do warna goli maar doonga.
Us aadmi ne kaha Yaha macchar nahi aa sakta to tere bandook ki goli kaise aayegi

Teacher Student Jokes In Hindi

Teacher : First World War kab start huyi aur kab khatam huyi

Student : First World War Page no.145 se start huyi aur page no.165 par end huyi.

Feku Hindi Jokes

Pappu : Yaar mere abbu ki ghadi 4 mahine darya me rahi lekin jab nikaali to chal rahi thi
Raju : Yaar mere abbu 4 mahine darya me rahe

Pappu : woh kaise ?
Raju : Woh tumhare abbu ki ghadi me chabi bhar rahe they.

Hindi Chutkule

Boy Friend : Tumhe meri payment ka to pata hi hai.Kya tum shadi ke baad is se kaam chala longi?
Girl Friend : Thoda sochte huye ! Main to chala longi tum tumhara socho !

Jokes In Hindi


Customer : Yeh kapda ooni hai?
Sailer : haa ooni hai.

Customer : Magar is par label to sooti ka laga hai!
Sailer : Yeh to chuhon ko dhoka dene ke liye hai.

New Hindi Chutkule

Ek ladke ne apne dost se kaha mere daant moti ki tarah safed hai

Dusra bola Yeh kaunsi badi baat hai mere daant to sone ki tarah peele hai.

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Police : Tumne company ke manager ka haath kyu jalaya ?

Engineer : Sir ! Sahab se naukri maangne gaya to bole mera haath garam karo maine jalta hua koyla unke haath me thama diya.

Funny Jokes

Ek aadmi train me bagair ticket ke safar kar raha tha ticket checker ne usse poocha to usne kaha hamara desh aazad hai.Iski har cheez hamari hai to traine bhi hamari hai.

Ticket checker ne kaha : Zara neeche aaiye ! Jelen (जेलें )bhi aapki hai.

हिन्दी चुटकुले 

एक आदमी ने शिकायत की आपके बेटे ने मुझे पत्थर मारा था।
बाप : वह पत्थर आपको लगा ?
नहीं मैं ज़रा से में बच गया।
फिर वह मेरा बेटा नहीं किसी और का बेटा होंगा।

Hindi Jokes

Bus conductor aur driver me kya fark hai ?

Conductor agar so jaye to kisi ka ticket nahi katenga aur agar driver so jaye to sabka ticket katenga.

Very Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek aadmi ke ladke ka accident ho gaya aur uske dono pair kaatne pade.

Yeh baaat sunte hi woh aadmi jor jor se chillane laga : Ab kya hoga? kambakht ne kal hi naye joote kharide hai.

Husband Wife Jokes

Ek dost dusre dost se : Jab meri biwi mari to mujhe rona aa hi nahi raha tha meri aankho se aansu koshish karne ke baad bhi nikal hi nahi rahe they.

Dusra dost :Phir kya hua?

Pahela dost : Yeh dekhkar mere paas baitha ek aadmi kahne laga : yeh soch ke teri biwi mayke se aane wali hai. Itna sunna tha ke meri aankho se aansu nikalna shuru hogaye.

Wife Jokes

Beta : Papa aazadi kise kahte hai ?

Papa : Jis din tumhari ammi ghar par nahi rehti.

Hindi Chutkule

Bunty : kya kha rahe ho?
Pappu : Buddhi badhane ki dawa.
Bunty : Mujhe bhi do
Pappu : 50 rs ki hai.
Bunty : Yeh lo 50 rs.
Pappu :yeh lo dawai.
Bunty : Dawa kha kar ! Yeh to gud ki goliya hai.
Pappu : Dekha kitni jaldi buddhi aagayi.

Funny Hindi Jokes

Maa : Beta tum kaha gaye they?
Raju : Ammi film :maa ki mamta dekhne gaya tha.
Maa : kamre me jao aur baap ki baapta bhi dekhlo.

Husband Wife Joke


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Husband : Aaj aisi chaay (tea) banao jisse badan jhoomne lage aur man naachne lage.

Wife : Hamare yaha bhens ka doodh aata hai naagin ka nahi.

Teacher Student Jokes In Hindi

Teacher : Bijli (Electricity) kaha se aati hai?
Student : Mere mama ke ghar se.
Teacher : Kaise ?
Student : Jab bhi bijli jati hai mere abbu kahte hai salon ne phir se bijli band kar di.

Husband Wife Hindi Jokes

Husband : Main Film banane wala hoon.kya tum usme kaam karongi?
Wife: (Khush hote huye) haa magar scene kya hai?
Husband: Tumhe dheere dheere paani me jana honga.
Wife : Theek hai magar film ka naam?
Husband : Gayi Bhens Paani me.

हिन्दी चुटकुले 

यार इस मोटे चश्मे से तुम बिलकुल उल्लू दिखाई  देते हो 
दूसरा दोस्त : और मैं चश्मा ना पहेनू तो तुम मुझे गधे दिखाई देते हो। 

Top Hindi Jokes


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Baap: Beta is baar exam me 90% marks lana.
Beta : Nahi abba 100% launga.
Baap : Kyu mazak kar rahe ho?
Beta : Shuru to aapne hi kiya tha.


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